Help! I Have A Fungus Infection Almost Everywhere. Am I Turning Into A Mushroom?
It started sixteen years ago when I smashed my left big toenail with a croquet mallot while attempting to euthenize my gerbil. Two years later it spread to under my fingernails, and now it’s all over my butt and belly-button, which is an "innie."
It’s fun to pick the flakes, but I haven’t had a date since Ronald Reagan was president. Does anybody have any home remedies, health-food store cures, or voodoo that can get rid of this stuff? I’m scared of doctors and I live in the US so I can’t afford prescription medication. I have to be in a nude ballet for my Glee Club homecoming next month and I’d like to clear it up before then.
LMFAO This is the best question of the week! Excuse me while I wipe the tears away.
i think you are
go to the free clinic, stupid, every state has them
EEWWWWWW your so disgusting and gross
I think you are full of it and asking a stupid insincere question but If it is a real question, you seem to have an immunity issue………..See a doctor. If you refuse to do that make sure you dry off real well after showers, eat a very good and balanced diet and take some vitamin supplements
If you are legit, good luck and I hope this helps
Make a paste with tumeric and cocnut oil put it on the araes with rash 3 times a day. Your skin will become yellow but its not permanant. It should take about 10 days to go away completely.
lol, that was a very entertaining story. If the story is actually true, then im sorry. If it isn’t thumbs up!
dude. you had better do something ASAP. if a fungal infection reaches beneath the epidermis (your skin) there could be some reeaaaally dire consequences. internal fungal infections can do fun things like devour your face, or other tender part you’d rather keep. i’ve seen people who had fungal infection destroy their faces or nether regions. this is rare, but it sound like through neglect, you could be a prime candidate. i would get over my fear of docs real fast if i were you…
euthanize your gerbil?
croquet mallet?
nude ballet?
i’m kinda hoping this is a joke…cause i’m really laughing right now! thanks! i needed a good laugh!
Check out the yeast link at http://www.hufa.org. Nail fungus is just one of the many skin conditions that yeast can cause. Yeast is one of the things that live in our intestines, but it can overgrow and try to take over.
Start eating and (if you can handle the thought) applying plain, unsweetened low fat yogurt. If you have a systemic infestation, that will start helping.
Celiac.com (dermatitis herpetiformis) , dapsone will clear in three days